Top 10 Hilarious Drunk Texts

#1 - HarmVille

This guy must have really had some problems with FarmVile to take his frustrations out on real-life gardens. More power to him though, whatever helps him sleep.

  














#2 - Is That Cheating?

How do you deal with being asked if you're single by your partner?








#3 - DrunkFormers

This guy was really plastered, that much is obvious. Let's just hope he doesn't call his wife a Decepticon for lying to him.







#4 - Shortest Taxi Ride EVER

So I'm sure the Taxi driver would still drive you around and then demand payment for the full trip LOL, why pass up the opportunity?



#5 - Super Mario Drinking Bros

The mushrooms explain it, if you have mushrooms to give out than you have mushrooms to take! 









#6 - Bikers from Hogwarts.... Righhhht

The sad part is; we'll never know how the biker responded. Shame, isn't it?











#7 - Pikachu Party Pooper

It's strange how cartoons can play such vital roles in our lives...




#8 - When You Text Yourself

How desperate and drunk do you have to be to reply to yourself. This is one for the record books.















#9 - Pill-Ow! Pet

These commercials are getting so catchy now-a-days, we have to act them out just to get them to stop ringing through our heads. LMFAO!



#10 - Random Party Dude

Who's down for random party guests? ... No? Alright than LOL